Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Salima (Guest) on November 9, 2019
๐ You got me!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 4, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 31, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Khatib (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Rahim (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Issa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 10, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
John Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Faiza (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Chiku (Guest) on August 13, 2019
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 10, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 28, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Khamis (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Arifa (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Khamis (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 2, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 28, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 17, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Kheri (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2019
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Baraka (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Hamida (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on March 28, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Amina (Guest) on March 23, 2019
๐ This just made my day!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Rubea (Guest) on February 5, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Zakaria (Guest) on December 14, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 6, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Zuhura (Guest) on November 22, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Farida (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ