Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ๐๐
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 10, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Halima (Guest) on December 8, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Mzee (Guest) on December 1, 2020
๐ Too good!
Juma (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 8, 2020
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Faiza (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 8, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 7, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 25, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 13, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 6, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 25, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Nuru (Guest) on July 14, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mustafa (Guest) on July 14, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 8, 2020
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Kahina (Guest) on May 18, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Muslima (Guest) on April 27, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on April 8, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 14, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Nahida (Guest) on March 10, 2020
๐ I needed that laugh!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 19, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Farida (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง