Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 13, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mashaka (Guest) on December 13, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mzee (Guest) on December 9, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 2, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 1, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

David Chacha (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 24, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 5, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 1, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Farida (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Yusuf (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 25, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Rehema (Guest) on October 25, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 21, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 15, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Shamim (Guest) on October 10, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

John Malisa (Guest) on September 22, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Daudi (Guest) on August 14, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mjaka (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

George Mallya (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Fikiri (Guest) on July 11, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Wande (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Zubeida (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Salum (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 6, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 1, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on May 15, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 25, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 11, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Maneno (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ndoto (Guest) on February 7, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 25, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 3, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Kheri (Guest) on December 26, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Abdillah (Guest) on December 23, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫