A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Omar (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Hekima (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Maulid (Guest) on January 30, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Selemani (Guest) on January 27, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mjaka (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mazrui (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 11, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 25, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 21, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Amani (Guest) on November 8, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Zakaria (Guest) on October 22, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 17, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 24, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Sumaya (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on September 11, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Bakari (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
George Mallya (Guest) on August 10, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Nuru (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 23, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 11, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Tambwe (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 3, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Maida (Guest) on July 3, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Selemani (Guest) on June 11, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Bahati (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 30, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 16, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Saidi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Kahina (Guest) on April 28, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫