Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 8, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Khatib (Guest) on December 24, 2020
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Rahim (Guest) on December 23, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2020
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 13, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Mchawi (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 3, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 27, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Rabia (Guest) on October 19, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Bahati (Guest) on September 30, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on September 21, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on September 10, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Juma (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Muslima (Guest) on August 9, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Raha (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Bakari (Guest) on August 8, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 27, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on July 8, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 8, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Faiza (Guest) on June 22, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Shani (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Rahim (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Arifa (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Asha (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nahida (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 16, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Safiya (Guest) on May 6, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 12, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐