Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mashaka (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Rashid (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Halimah (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Zulekha (Guest) on September 26, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Baraka (Guest) on September 17, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Salima (Guest) on September 1, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 2, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 27, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 25, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on July 25, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Hamida (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Halima (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on June 28, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 19, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mazrui (Guest) on June 5, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mashaka (Guest) on May 19, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Hawa (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 15, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Hashim (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Bahati (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwanais (Guest) on March 22, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nasra (Guest) on March 16, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 3, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 2, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Zainab (Guest) on February 22, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 26, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

David Chacha (Guest) on January 24, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Sultan (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Yahya (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Wande (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 5, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zuhura (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 30, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Juma (Guest) on December 28, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Zakia (Guest) on December 18, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mohamed (Guest) on December 14, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!