Where do polar bears vote?

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 18, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Tabu (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

James Mduma (Guest) on September 17, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Farida (Guest) on September 12, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on September 6, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 2, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Juma (Guest) on July 27, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 22, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

John Lissu (Guest) on July 21, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 18, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Jamal (Guest) on July 15, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Masika (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Amani (Guest) on July 6, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Warda (Guest) on July 6, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kahina (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Shabani (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 26, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rahma (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mchuma (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 21, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Shabani (Guest) on May 9, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

John Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kheri (Guest) on April 29, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Safiya (Guest) on April 28, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Raha (Guest) on April 25, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Muslima (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Khatib (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Nassar (Guest) on March 29, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Lissu (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 26, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hekima (Guest) on February 26, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 23, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 23, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 7, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Athumani (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mustafa (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 17, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 5, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Hamida (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 30, 2020

😄 Too good!