A scarecrow's favorite fruit? ๐ค Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ๐๐พ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the ๐พ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 5, 2021
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on August 30, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Asha (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 18, 2021
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Rukia (Guest) on August 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 16, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 23, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Azima (Guest) on June 21, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 14, 2021
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Shukuru (Guest) on June 11, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 8, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Latifa (Guest) on June 3, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 1, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on May 17, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
David Chacha (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 28, 2021
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Salima (Guest) on March 25, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on March 16, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 13, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Shamim (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2021
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Sofia (Guest) on January 15, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Biashara (Guest) on January 12, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on December 14, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 10, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 3, 2020
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2020
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Rahma (Guest) on October 15, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 10, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 9, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Amir (Guest) on October 6, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐