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What did the baker say to his wife?

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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?


Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"


Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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David Nyerere (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

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😃 Mood instantly lifted!

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

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I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Khadija (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

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I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

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I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

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😂 I need to save this one forever!

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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

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This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

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My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

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This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

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🤣 This one’s fire!

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I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

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I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

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I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

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😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

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