The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation:
The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. ๐ถ๐๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2021
๐ You got me!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 3, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Shabani (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 12, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Rashid (Guest) on September 2, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on August 25, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Jamila (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Habiba (Guest) on July 2, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Kheri (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Makame (Guest) on June 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Baridi (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2021
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2021
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 22, 2021
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 20, 2021
๐ That punchline!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Jamila (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 6, 2021
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Kahina (Guest) on April 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nahida (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Hekima (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 12, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Hamida (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 1, 2020
๐ Added to my favorites!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ