What bird loves construction work?

Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2021

😄 You got me!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 3, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Shabani (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Sharifa (Guest) on September 12, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rashid (Guest) on September 2, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Fadhila (Guest) on August 25, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 2, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Jamila (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Habiba (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Kheri (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Makame (Guest) on June 13, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Baridi (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Khalifa (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 22, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 20, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Jamila (Guest) on May 9, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on April 27, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nahida (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Hekima (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 5, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Hawa (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ali (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Baraka (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 12, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Hamida (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 1, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸