Khalifa (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Chiku (Guest) on December 16, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 12, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Zubeida (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Abdillah (Guest) on November 4, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Makame (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Hawa (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Chiku (Guest) on October 4, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Juma (Guest) on October 3, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Yahya (Guest) on September 20, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 17, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Asha (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Chiku (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

John Lissu (Guest) on August 28, 2022

😄 Too good!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Abubakari (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 16, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Athumani (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 25, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Zainab (Guest) on July 22, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Omari (Guest) on July 12, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Fadhili (Guest) on June 22, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 8, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mashaka (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 26, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sharifa (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jafari (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 23, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rabia (Guest) on May 17, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Maulid (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Tabu (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Athumani (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Bakari (Guest) on February 26, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ali (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 24, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 23, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 10, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Salum (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jamal (Guest) on February 7, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Hawa (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 18, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mchuma (Guest) on December 31, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️