Q: What runs but never walks? πββοΈ
A: A nose! π
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! π
Q: What runs but never walks? πββοΈ
A: A nose! π
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! π
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