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Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa

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Siku hizi wa naume licha ya kukimbia nyumba zao kwa kisingizio cha kazi maajabu weekend hasa Jumamosi utasikia wanaaga nafika hapo njiani naja naenda kununua gazeti.

Kumbe wanaenda kunywa supu unasubiri wee mpaka alasiri au jioni

Hivyo wanandoa wengi hili limekuwa tatizo mwanaume kiguu na njia asb mchana na njia kumuacha mama na watoto.

Nini kifanyike hasa weekenda Mwanaume ashinde NYUMBANI akikupumzikia??

Zipo njia nyingi mojawapo SUPU YA WEEKEND NA MAZUNGUMZO NA MKAO

Ni kweli wanawake wengi hamjuagi kuwakalisha waume home.

Anza hivi
Siku uko home wewe amka mapema kabla yake anza makeke jikoni…

Mara blenda priiiii… juice… ama milk shake…. hahahaha..Utaona anasogea jikoni..

Wakati anakunywa juice ama milk shake…Anza kukuna nazi…

Chambua mnafu…

Hapo jikoni kuna kanyama kanachemka… katia kitunguu tupia viazi 2 na ndizi.Hahaha..

ile harufu ikianza kutoka utasikia anafuata maji jikoni… hahahaha kwenye friji… wala hatumi..

Hahaahha… utasikia nini kiko jikoni?Hahahaa.

Mmiminie supu…

Na ndizi mbili na kiazi kimoja kapilipili mbuzi pembeni..

Muulize kuna chapati…Mpe.. hahahahaha..Akimaliza supu nakuapia atasinzia..

.Akishtuka ugali na mnafu na nyama umeiva…Mpe ale..Mshushie na glass ya mtindi…Hahahaha..

analewa full Hata kama kuna mama junior anaambiwa usipige…

Hahahahahaha….Baada ya hapo acha apumzike… aoge…

Kisha funga ka khanga kako kepesi jilaze pembeni.. woiiiiiiiii..

Mkimaliza muombe pesa ya sokoni…

NAKUAPIA HATA KAMA JANA YAKE ALIKUPA ATAKUPA TENA.

Hahahahaha.. jamani…

Hahahahaha… yani kwa raha ya supu… nakuapia utaambiwa hata mama alipiga simu jana… hahahaha.. ama utasikia mamii.. njoo uone njoo… unaitiwa kitu cha kwenye tv.. hahaha.

Hata hujaona mwanzo ila kwa raha yakasupu utaitwa…

Hata kama huna kalio nakuambia utapigwa kibao hata cha mgongo…. hahahahahahahahahaha.

Sasa wewe unaamka chai na mkate kama chuo cha uhazili…
Wali maharage kama jeshi la j

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