Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mhina (Guest) on October 19, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on October 4, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mariam (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Asha (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 3, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 18, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 12, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 9, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 9, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Juma (Guest) on August 6, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 27, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 21, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 18, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sumaya (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 30, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 24, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 30, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rukia (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Asha (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 3, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 2, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 30, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nassar (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 14, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

James Malima (Guest) on April 8, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 2, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 27, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Shamim (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 20, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 10, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 6, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Kheri (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Halimah (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

John Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤