What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
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Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Maida (Guest) on July 17, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Latifa (Guest) on July 4, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Josephine (Guest) on June 21, 2023
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Rahim (Guest) on May 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 26, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 18, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 9, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Fadhili (Guest) on April 28, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Kheri (Guest) on April 20, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Josephine (Guest) on April 13, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Hashim (Guest) on April 10, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 1, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Sarafina (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 19, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 14, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Jamal (Guest) on March 6, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 26, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 26, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Yahya (Guest) on February 21, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 25, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 8, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Amir (Guest) on December 29, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Makame (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
John Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Bahati (Guest) on December 13, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Farida (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Rubea (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Halimah (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 24, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Ndoto (Guest) on October 23, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 20, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Kiza (Guest) on October 14, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Salum (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
John Lissu (Guest) on October 8, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 23, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Yusuf (Guest) on September 8, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 20, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Omari (Guest) on August 4, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
John Malisa (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 31, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!