What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Maida (Guest) on February 4, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mhina (Guest) on January 26, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Khamis (Guest) on January 26, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Juma (Guest) on January 24, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Habiba (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Halimah (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Warda (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Yusuf (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 5, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 4, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 28, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Salum (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Khamis (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 29, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shamsa (Guest) on November 9, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Husna (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nchi (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jaffar (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 22, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 16, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Daudi (Guest) on September 9, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 12, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Fadhila (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 22, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Daudi (Guest) on June 25, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mustafa (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Ahmed (Guest) on June 14, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 14, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Muslima (Guest) on June 5, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Khalifa (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nassor (Guest) on May 26, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 23, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Asha (Guest) on April 19, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mohamed (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on February 25, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️