Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 20, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 16, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Baridi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Umi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
John Malisa (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 31, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Kheri (Guest) on December 25, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Maneno (Guest) on November 6, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Shani (Guest) on October 29, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 18, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Khamis (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 27, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Fatuma (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Bahati (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Omari (Guest) on September 5, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Rashid (Guest) on August 22, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Nassor (Guest) on August 22, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 29, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 26, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Rabia (Guest) on July 12, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Fadhili (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 18, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Safiya (Guest) on May 5, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Shamsa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 14, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mariam (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Khamis (Guest) on April 6, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Omar (Guest) on March 27, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Daudi (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mariam (Guest) on March 23, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 1, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 16, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨