How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Hamida (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 10, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Abdullah (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 7, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Baraka (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Amina (Guest) on July 26, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Zakaria (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 10, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 10, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 15, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 7, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 4, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mzee (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Sekela (Guest) on May 21, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 12, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 13, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Jafari (Guest) on April 5, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 4, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 3, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 27, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Maulid (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 2, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 27, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Baraka (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwanais (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Leila (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Abubakar (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 2, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 27, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rahma (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 31, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 16, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 8, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Azima (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on September 23, 2023

😄 You got me!

Ahmed (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️