Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Zakaria (Guest) on February 17, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Athumani (Guest) on February 14, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 3, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Zainab (Guest) on December 26, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mchuma (Guest) on December 22, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 1, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Zubeida (Guest) on November 19, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 17, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 15, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 12, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Chiku (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 1, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ahmed (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 24, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 23, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 10, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rahim (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 22, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Neema (Guest) on June 16, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Fikiri (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Hashim (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Maimuna (Guest) on May 30, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Habiba (Guest) on May 23, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Salima (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Husna (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Selemani (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Abubakari (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Khatib (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Raha (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 27, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 25, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Halimah (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rahim (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 29, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Leila (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mazrui (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Maida (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵