Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 6, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 9, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 6, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Halimah (Guest) on October 22, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fadhila (Guest) on October 18, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 17, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 5, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rabia (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Omari (Guest) on August 11, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bahati (Guest) on July 28, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 15, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Rubea (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Chiku (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Abubakar (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 29, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 7, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Amir (Guest) on April 7, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Tabu (Guest) on March 10, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Chum (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Aziza (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 22, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Warda (Guest) on February 12, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 12, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 31, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 27, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 25, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Masika (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Maida (Guest) on January 10, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 3, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Fadhila (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 29, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Tabu (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋