Zuhura (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 9, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Furaha (Guest) on January 8, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nashon (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 17, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Zakia (Guest) on December 12, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 5, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Zakia (Guest) on December 2, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 24, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mchawi (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Asha (Guest) on October 25, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Sekela (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Abdillah (Guest) on October 1, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 17, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Fadhili (Guest) on September 10, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Zulekha (Guest) on September 9, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Halimah (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 10, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 7, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 3, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Wande (Guest) on July 30, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 6, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 2, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Nassar (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 20, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 3, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Rashid (Guest) on May 31, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 8, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Arifa (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 26, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 2, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 7, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Amir (Guest) on March 2, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Bakari (Guest) on February 28, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️