What’s the smartest insect around?

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 22, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 8, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 5, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 25, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 23, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 17, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 14, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Shamim (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 4, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 22, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 13, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Josephine (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

George Tenga (Guest) on October 21, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 5, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Zulekha (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Asha (Guest) on September 28, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 20, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Jaffar (Guest) on September 12, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 10, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 3, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mariam (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Farida (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 9, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Rahma (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mzee (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Zakaria (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Tambwe (Guest) on July 27, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 21, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Josephine (Guest) on June 6, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Zulekha (Guest) on June 4, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Kiza (Guest) on May 18, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 10, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Jabir (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Maimuna (Guest) on April 5, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Omar (Guest) on March 3, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Tambwe (Guest) on February 25, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️