Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! π₯π₯¦π
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! π₯π₯¦π
Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Salima (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Yahya (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Kahina (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 23, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Shani (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Mohamed (Guest) on January 20, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 1, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Yahya (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Sultan (Guest) on December 2, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2016
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 20, 2016
π Laughing so hard right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 15, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Habiba (Guest) on October 22, 2016
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Fikiri (Guest) on October 9, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
Kheri (Guest) on October 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Athumani (Guest) on October 3, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2016
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2016
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Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2016
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2016
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Husna (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on July 8, 2016
π That punchline!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 28, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 26, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2016
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 14, 2016
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 11, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Jaffar (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§