Short Answer: A "Door!" 🚪
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! 🦸♀️🚪🚶♀️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Jabir (Guest) on October 5, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Khatib (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Makame (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Nchi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Mariam (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Yahya (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 24, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 23, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
David Chacha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sarafina (Guest) on August 2, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Yusra (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 31, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Nassor (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 28, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Rahim (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 26, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Baraka (Guest) on June 22, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Chum (Guest) on May 26, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mjaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 17, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Halimah (Guest) on April 19, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Nassar (Guest) on April 18, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Hamida (Guest) on March 30, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Mustafa (Guest) on March 25, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 20, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Rukia (Guest) on March 19, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Hawa (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Abubakar (Guest) on March 7, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Safiya (Guest) on February 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 28, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Fadhila (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 22, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻