Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Halimah (Guest) on January 19, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nassar (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Maimuna (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Zawadi (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 31, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

George Tenga (Guest) on December 29, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Raha (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 20, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Josephine (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 18, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zakaria (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Hassan (Guest) on September 26, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Latifa (Guest) on September 18, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 13, 2016

😄 Too good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Farida (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Yusra (Guest) on August 5, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Faiza (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Nyota (Guest) on June 30, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Salum (Guest) on May 18, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 8, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 7, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mjaka (Guest) on April 20, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Zawadi (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Amir (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Rashid (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Zawadi (Guest) on March 12, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Muslima (Guest) on February 21, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾