What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwanais (Guest) on November 3, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

John Lissu (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mgeni (Guest) on October 9, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Jamal (Guest) on September 22, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Abdullah (Guest) on September 10, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sultan (Guest) on September 7, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 11, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Amani (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Kazija (Guest) on July 31, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Tabu (Guest) on July 21, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 17, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 3, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Bahati (Guest) on June 28, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Abubakar (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Hekima (Guest) on June 15, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 9, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Rahim (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 3, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Amina (Guest) on May 26, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 23, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mjaka (Guest) on May 18, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Hawa (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 12, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mustafa (Guest) on May 3, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 26, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jabir (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Hassan (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Yusuf (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Leila (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 10, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 10, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 4, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 22, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

James Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 8, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮