Answer: A Pineapple! ๐
Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐=๐ So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! ๐๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 6, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 19, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 18, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on February 15, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Maida (Guest) on January 29, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Hekima (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Abdillah (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Zainab (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Rukia (Guest) on December 6, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Nahida (Guest) on October 29, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Mashaka (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Tambwe (Guest) on September 28, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Kheri (Guest) on August 28, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Rukia (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 1, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Omar (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Issa (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 15, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 5, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 25, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on May 6, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค