Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! 🐠"
Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish 🐠 further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 27, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 5, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mashaka (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Zainab (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 20, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Khatib (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 3, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 26, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mazrui (Guest) on December 20, 2016
😆 That punchline!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 12, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 19, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 26, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 6, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 31, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Bahati (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 18, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Zubeida (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Zubeida (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 4, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Rashid (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Khalifa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
James Mduma (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mjaka (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 6, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Kheri (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mazrui (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Salum (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜