Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 11, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
James Kimani (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Jamal (Guest) on December 30, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Furaha (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Nahida (Guest) on December 23, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 12, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Abubakar (Guest) on November 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 23, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 13, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 28, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 4, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 3, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Masika (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 18, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 5, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Mhina (Guest) on June 8, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 7, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Fikiri (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Kahina (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Yusra (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 30, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Nahida (Guest) on March 24, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 17, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Zulekha (Guest) on March 15, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 8, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
David Chacha (Guest) on February 25, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Kheri (Guest) on February 22, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Sekela (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️