Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! ๐คช
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 11, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Jamal (Guest) on December 30, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Furaha (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on December 23, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 12, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on November 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 13, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 28, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 4, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 3, 2017
๐ This joke just made my day!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 18, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 5, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mhina (Guest) on June 8, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 7, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Fikiri (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Kahina (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 30, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on March 24, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 17, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Zulekha (Guest) on March 15, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 8, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
David Chacha (Guest) on February 25, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 22, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ