Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! ๐งโ๏ธ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on November 12, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 23, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 18, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 15, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rahim (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
John Mushi (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on July 21, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 10, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 4, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Athumani (Guest) on July 2, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 20, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 20, 2017
๐ This joke just made my day!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on June 13, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Nassor (Guest) on May 30, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 17, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 14, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Hashim (Guest) on May 8, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 29, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 10, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Baraka (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 7, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Zakia (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 4, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 22, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on February 19, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 16, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Nasra (Guest) on January 19, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Rabia (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 7, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 2, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก