Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! 🐴😝
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! 📚🐾😄
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Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Tambwe (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
James Mduma (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mchuma (Guest) on December 11, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Chiku (Guest) on December 8, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 3, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Sumaya (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Hamida (Guest) on November 20, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Nyota (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 7, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Sumaya (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 3, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Sumaya (Guest) on August 28, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Baridi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Omari (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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🤣 This one’s fire!
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 6, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 17, 2017
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Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Mariam (Guest) on May 4, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Husna (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️