Short Answer: Because it had a head start! 🏃♂️🥬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 11, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Maimuna (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Umi (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Masika (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Umi (Guest) on January 8, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Halima (Guest) on December 15, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 10, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 13, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Nuru (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Zakia (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Yahya (Guest) on October 31, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
John Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Maimuna (Guest) on October 23, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Nashon (Guest) on October 7, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Khamis (Guest) on October 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 5, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 25, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Khatib (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Azima (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 3, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 18, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Selemani (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Kassim (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Saidi (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 25, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Sekela (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 9, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Rehema (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Ahmed (Guest) on May 22, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mazrui (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Issack (Guest) on April 26, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Jamal (Guest) on April 24, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴