The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
Habiba (Guest) on December 28, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Mchuma (Guest) on December 19, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Omari (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 2, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mazrui (Guest) on November 20, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Hawa (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 9, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Rahma (Guest) on September 3, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Daudi (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Neema (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 7, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
George Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Masika (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Furaha (Guest) on July 22, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Halimah (Guest) on July 21, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 15, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Mazrui (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Fikiri (Guest) on July 7, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
John Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 18, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mazrui (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Nashon (Guest) on June 14, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Chum (Guest) on June 3, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 1, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Fadhili (Guest) on May 30, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Sharifa (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Shabani (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Mariam (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 1, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 30, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Omar (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Abdillah (Guest) on April 18, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Makame (Guest) on April 17, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Kiza (Guest) on April 16, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Maulid (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆