What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Habiba (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Zuhura (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Shani (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Hamida (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jafari (Guest) on October 29, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Zubeida (Guest) on September 22, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 21, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nassor (Guest) on September 5, 2017

😂 So funny!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 3, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Biashara (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Makame (Guest) on July 20, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Jamila (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Issa (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nyota (Guest) on July 9, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 5, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 1, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 27, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rashid (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Baraka (Guest) on June 1, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Tenga (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Makame (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 18, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Zawadi (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Issack (Guest) on April 25, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Neema (Guest) on April 18, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 18, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 16, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

James Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Issa (Guest) on March 30, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 20, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Farida (Guest) on March 16, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Abubakari (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

James Malima (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Shamim (Guest) on February 22, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 15, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 13, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 20, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 13, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jamal (Guest) on December 27, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️