Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jaffar (Guest) on March 4, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 5, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Issack (Guest) on February 3, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 20, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 8, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 24, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 18, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 23, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mjaka (Guest) on November 11, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on November 8, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Bahati (Guest) on November 6, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mustafa (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Fatuma (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 20, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 14, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Salima (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 25, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 20, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Yusra (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Nashon (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Binti (Guest) on July 6, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Nyota (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zuhura (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Nashon (Guest) on June 13, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Josephine (Guest) on June 9, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Saidi (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Salma (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 30, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nassor (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓