Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Daudi (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 24, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 2, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 21, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 19, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 5, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Salima (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 15, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 9, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 19, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Nassor (Guest) on January 16, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Hekima (Guest) on January 8, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 30, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 27, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 24, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mariam (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 30, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
James Mduma (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
David Chacha (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Sultan (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Mjaka (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Yusra (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Zawadi (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Shani (Guest) on August 29, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Jaffar (Guest) on August 8, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Wande (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Latifa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
James Mduma (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Nuru (Guest) on April 21, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Hashim (Guest) on March 29, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 17, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂