An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ๐๐ฆต
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Yusuf (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2018
๐ That punchline!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 20, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Aziza (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 4, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Husna (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 17, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Furaha (Guest) on October 12, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Fadhila (Guest) on October 2, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Amani (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Binti (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Abdullah (Guest) on September 11, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Warda (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Umi (Guest) on August 26, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on July 20, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Jaffar (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Azima (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
James Malima (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 20, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Juma (Guest) on June 17, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Salum (Guest) on May 7, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Yahya (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 23, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
John Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 5, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Safiya (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ