Short Answer: Because it had a head start! 🏃♂️🥬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 23, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Yusra (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Kahina (Guest) on March 5, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 17, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Athumani (Guest) on January 26, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Latifa (Guest) on January 21, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Zawadi (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Umi (Guest) on December 27, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 21, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Maida (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Umi (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mjaka (Guest) on October 31, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
George Tenga (Guest) on October 14, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Nassor (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Raha (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 11, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 2, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Biashara (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Zuhura (Guest) on June 16, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Rashid (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Nasra (Guest) on June 5, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 30, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Sarafina (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Omari (Guest) on May 6, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Zuhura (Guest) on April 29, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 16, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Sultan (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 18, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rabia (Guest) on March 18, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Rahma (Guest) on February 12, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔