Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. π΄ββ οΈπΏ
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Issa (Guest) on October 30, 2018
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Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2018
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Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 20, 2018
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Nassor (Guest) on October 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018
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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 6, 2018
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Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Rashid (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Safiya (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Shukuru (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Zuhura (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
π Best laugh of the day!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Arifa (Guest) on June 29, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2018
π That punchline was epic!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 7, 2018
π You got me good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018
π This is pure brilliance!
Rashid (Guest) on June 3, 2018
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Mazrui (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 30, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 30, 2018
π This is too funny!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Shukuru (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2018
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Ibrahim (Guest) on April 19, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 29, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Yahya (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 8, 2018
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Mwajuma (Guest) on March 6, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£