Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. 🏴☠️🍿
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If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 20, 2018
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Nassor (Guest) on October 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 6, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rashid (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2018
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Safiya (Guest) on August 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Zuhura (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2018
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Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 7, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Rashid (Guest) on June 3, 2018
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Mazrui (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 30, 2018
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Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 30, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018
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Shukuru (Guest) on May 16, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2018
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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 19, 2018
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Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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😆 I’m dying over here!
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Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣