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Where do ghosts go for a swim?

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Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป


Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ—

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 7, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜‚

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Rukia (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 30, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Ndoto (Guest) on November 18, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ

Mashaka (Guest) on November 8, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Kassim (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ

Yusra (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 23, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Warda (Guest) on September 18, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”

Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Salma (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Fatuma (Guest) on September 1, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Fatuma (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง

Nahida (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 24, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด

Halimah (Guest) on July 10, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Abdullah (Guest) on July 2, 2018

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Azima (Guest) on June 23, 2018

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!

Zakia (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Hassan (Guest) on June 14, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Makame (Guest) on May 25, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†

Rashid (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿค“

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 15, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—

Maneno (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐Ÿ’ผ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Sofia (Guest) on April 12, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 10, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ›„๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ

Juma (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšป

Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2018

This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Raha (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Abdillah (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 20, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Kheri (Guest) on February 19, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

Khadija (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nashon (Guest) on January 31, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!

Maida (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Maida (Guest) on December 19, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

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