Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! π£π¦β°
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ππ΄π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 6, 2018
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 8, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Nashon (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 31, 2018
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Rashid (Guest) on June 14, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Zulekha (Guest) on June 9, 2018
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Biashara (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Maimuna (Guest) on June 4, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Maulid (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Bakari (Guest) on May 14, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 28, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 19, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2018
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 17, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 5, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Shabani (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Shamsa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 18, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Nchi (Guest) on January 15, 2018
π That punchline!
Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2017
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Biashara (Guest) on November 25, 2017
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Arifa (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2017
π This made my day!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2017
π You got me!
Amina (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π