A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Fadhila (Guest) on September 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Daudi (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jaffar (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 12, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Zulekha (Guest) on August 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 23, 2018
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Wande (Guest) on July 30, 2018
๐ Too good!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on July 12, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 6, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mzee (Guest) on June 13, 2018
๐ I needed that!
David Chacha (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on May 14, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Jaffar (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Leila (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Azima (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Bahati (Guest) on March 3, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Nuru (Guest) on March 2, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 10, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Mgeni (Guest) on January 22, 2018
๐ This just made my day!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Sultan (Guest) on January 5, 2018
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Abubakar (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on December 28, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on December 12, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Shukuru (Guest) on December 9, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Ali (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Mgeni (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ