The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on January 30, 2019
๐ So funny!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on January 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 20, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 17, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on January 1, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Maneno (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sofia (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2018
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 15, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mgeni (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 22, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Faiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2018
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Hamida (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 31, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2018
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 21, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 19, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 13, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐