Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Rukia (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 23, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 13, 2018
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2018
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
George Mallya (Guest) on October 16, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Fikiri (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Hassan (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 31, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Ali (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 25, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 20, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 1, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Rehema (Guest) on June 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 13, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2018
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Biashara (Guest) on May 29, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Masika (Guest) on May 12, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Abubakar (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Yusuf (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on April 9, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Amina (Guest) on March 2, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 1, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Nassor (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 24, 2018
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2018
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
John Lissu (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 6, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Hassan (Guest) on December 25, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง