Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Nassar (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Maida (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Issack (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Asha (Guest) on October 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Mohamed (Guest) on September 20, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 17, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Asha (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 12, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Ndoto (Guest) on September 8, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Omari (Guest) on September 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Nuru (Guest) on August 29, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 22, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 21, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Sharifa (Guest) on July 31, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Baridi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Mashaka (Guest) on June 19, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 6, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Shamim (Guest) on May 30, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rehema (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 29, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Khatib (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 20, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Maneno (Guest) on April 18, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 10, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 10, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 7, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Abdullah (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Khadija (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Baraka (Guest) on February 2, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Zakia (Guest) on February 1, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Shukuru (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 5, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 4, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
George Tenga (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
John Kamande (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Furaha (Guest) on December 7, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️