Why was the turkey arrested?

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Aziza (Guest) on November 21, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 12, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mgeni (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 7, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 3, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jamila (Guest) on November 2, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 30, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Rubea (Guest) on October 29, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 28, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 13, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 6, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Zuhura (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Neema (Guest) on September 19, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Khatib (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Masika (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

John Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 15, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Salima (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Shabani (Guest) on June 23, 2019

😂 So funny!

Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 14, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Khamis (Guest) on June 3, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Rukia (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 15, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 11, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on May 2, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Halimah (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nahida (Guest) on April 4, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mjaka (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 24, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mashaka (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Maimuna (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mashaka (Guest) on February 4, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏