Neema (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 23, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Jamal (Guest) on October 30, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mustafa (Guest) on October 28, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 16, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Hamida (Guest) on September 26, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mashaka (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Ali (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 31, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Neema (Guest) on August 30, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Fatuma (Guest) on August 23, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 21, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 20, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sumaya (Guest) on July 26, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

James Kimani (Guest) on July 13, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Maulid (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Safiya (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 25, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Umi (Guest) on June 17, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 4, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Binti (Guest) on May 30, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 19, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Arifa (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 19, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 18, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 10, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 2, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sharifa (Guest) on March 22, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mustafa (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mgeni (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on January 6, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

James Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Baridi (Guest) on December 28, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 21, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️