Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 29, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on December 22, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Safiya (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 17, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Farida (Guest) on December 16, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
Zainab (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 28, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
Nassor (Guest) on November 28, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 26, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 22, 2019
๐ This is a keeper!
Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2019
๐ What a joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 27, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 8, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Umi (Guest) on September 3, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
Wande (Guest) on August 26, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Abubakari (Guest) on August 9, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Rubea (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Issack (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Bakari (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 11, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 9, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 18, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 25, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Halima (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 27, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Raha (Guest) on March 14, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Mariam (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Yusra (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mhina (Guest) on February 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 29, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on January 28, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on January 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 22, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐