Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐คญ๐ฌ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2020
๐ You got me!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Jamal (Guest) on October 27, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on October 20, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nassor (Guest) on October 16, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 4, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Aziza (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 1, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 29, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Jafari (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on August 13, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 4, 2020
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mustafa (Guest) on July 29, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 23, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Rashid (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 21, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 29, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Hawa (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on April 16, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 10, 2020
๐ Gotta save this!
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 7, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Khamis (Guest) on March 5, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Kahina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Bahati (Guest) on February 27, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Baridi (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 18, 2020
๐ This is gold!
Binti (Guest) on February 17, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Khadija (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Chiku (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ