Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 3, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 29, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Omari (Guest) on November 17, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 16, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Saidi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 3, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Kassim (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Sharifa (Guest) on September 13, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Jaffar (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 30, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Nasra (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 18, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Hamida (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Hashim (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Biashara (Guest) on May 22, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Biashara (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mchuma (Guest) on April 29, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 12, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 11, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 24, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 13, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Sofia (Guest) on February 16, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 10, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Rabia (Guest) on January 17, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 1, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Halima (Guest) on December 31, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Aziza (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎